'Don't put the duck there. It's totally irresponsible.'

When Karen Slavick-Lennard was kept awake all night due to her husband’s bizarre sleep-talking, she was more amused than annoyed. Instead of investing in earplugs, Karen recorded Adam’s random, often expletive-filled, rants – and published them online.

Now ‘Sleep Talkin’ Man’ has become an internet hit, attracting half-a-million people from more than 50 countries in the past five days alone.The couple, both 36 and from Richmond, south-west London, have been overwhelmed by the blog’s popularity.

Adam, an advertising account director, sleep-talks about everything and anything – from vampire penguins and zombie guinea pigs to sex and butternut squash. On Tuesday night, Karen recorded Adam saying: ‘Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling.’

Although Adam admits he has never even eaten pork chops.

Then on Sunday at 5am, Adam mumbled: ‘Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep.’

Some of his other colourful comments include, ‘Shhhhhh. Shhhhhh. I’m telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination,’ as well as, ‘I'm making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows,’ and, ‘Oompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds'.

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